apidech.com

Personal site. Backend server? Never heard of it.

Apidech

Apidech Tearpaiboon is a software developer, AI enjoyer, cat fan, Java survivor, and public defender of the obviously correct opinion: PHP is the best.

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Under construction since approximately forever. Estimated finish: after Minecraft loads.
Pixel-art cat developer with a server, code props, and Minecraft blocks
$ curl apidech.com/status
200 OK
site: "under construction"
eta: "lol"
php: "best"
cat: "approved"
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This website is under construction, but in a spiritually permanent way.

What lives here

Probably projects. Definitely jokes.

Java Things

CLI toys, terminal experiments, build files, and very serious semicolon appreciation.

PHP Forever

A carefully maintained museum of questionable decisions and surprisingly useful scripts.

AI Experiments

Small agents, prompts, workflow helpers, and notes from trying to make computers behave.

Cat Operations

Production-grade loaf monitoring. Uptime depends on snack availability.

Discord bots

Small bots for community servers

Public notes and policy pages for Discord bots operated by Apidech Tearpaiboon.

MC-TH-STEVE

Thai Minecraft roleplay assistant for Discord text channels.

Use
Roleplay chat and Minecraft Q&A
Message access
Only messages that mention the bot are processed
Storage
Short-term context only; no permanent message archive

Minecraft session

Tiny block break room

Click blocks to mine them. Hidden blocks may reveal suspicious server facts, fake diamonds, or absolutely nothing.

Pickaxe: wood Blocks mined: 0

Tip: PHP ore is rare and extremely powerful.

Build log

Latest totally real updates

  1. Added a landing page so the domain looks busy while the backend keeps a fake mustache on.

  2. Rewrote everything in PHP, then rewrote it in Java, then missed PHP.

  3. Started the website. Estimated completion was optimistic by several geological periods.